I convinced Joey to grow out his beard. “You’re supped to tell me when my hair looks matted!” “You have curly hair, IT’S ALWAYS MATTED!” #boyfriend #joey #facialhair #sexy #love #beard
Probably the coolest thing to happen to my boyfriend and I this weekend
- me: I love macklemore
- me: it would be so cool if this station played macklemore
- me: I would totally cacklemore
- me: no take-backlemores
- me: all wiggitywacklemore
- seffa:
- me: I think I got a knacklemore for this
- seffa: oh my god
- me: backlemore cracklemore dacklemore facklemore gacklemore ejacklemore hacklemore jacklemore lacklemore
- seffa: macklemore?
- me: fuck yes
- me: packlemore racklemore sacklemore tacklemore vacklemore yacklemore zacklemore
- radio: (begins playing can't hold us)
- me: OH MY
- seffa: I FUCKING
- me: THE MACKLEMORE GODS HAVE HEARD MY PRAYERS
- me: MY PRACKLEMORES HAVE BEEN ANACKLEMORED
Why do I suddenly feel like Yahoo is Umbridge?
Summer is coming.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via tveenager)
Best quotes → Dimitri (Anastasia)
(via aldah)
Couple has really awesome Batgirl/Nightwing wedding cause they’re awesome.
(source: http://imgur.com/a/XSADm)If my editors ask where I am, please tell them I can’t write any scripts because I am DEAD FROM THE CUTENESS AND ADORABLENESS.
Better representation of what was in my last post.
I know some people that are gonna reblog this so fast they’re gonna get finger blisters
NIKI.
OMG. FUCKING. DONE.





